I have never...

(okay, totally stole this idea off Kelz' blog, but I want to play, too!)

I have never gone skydiving.
I have never figured out makeup.
I have never understood the words to "Blinded By The Light".
I have never gotten over my obsession with Laura Ingalls Wilder.
I have never learned to use chopsticks.
I have never stopped being afraid of horses.
I have never looked at another man since I met Mario.
I have never decided what I want to be when I grow up.
I have never regretted a single moment of my life.
I have never had a friend like Kelz.
I have never liked dainty, girlie jewellry.
I have never met an escargot I didn't love.
I have never worn a bikini.
I have never regretted THAT, either.