I am sooooooo in love

Mario is in Detroit for our grand-daughter's First Communion. (Yes, I am thirty seven, and through Mario I have grand children, you got a problem with that?)

On the phone tonight, after the typical "I love you/ I love you more/ No, I love you more/ No, I do/ Okay seriously, honey, what's on your mind?" came the staggering, chilling evidence that this man may actually love me more than I love him.

"So if I manage to get to a scrapbok store, you want Basic Grey, right?"


Oh baby, come home, you have NO idea what sexual favours await you....